I'm sat next to a young man playing golf on his iPad. There's a smell invisibly around him, it's ........it's......it's BO!
Aaaaaarrrrggghhh! Yuk! I'm gagging here but there's nowhere to escape to
Please don't let me throw up! Please don't let me throw up!
I'm heaving, the wrenched smell is so pungent.....
In my world........
"excuse me young man but did you have a bathe/shower this morning?"
"No.......why? Do I smell?"
"Yep!"
"Badly?"
"Yep!"
"I am sooooo sorry. What should I do?"
" take yourself to tje toilet and 'top and tail' yourself"
"OK.......
And off he goes, returning five minutes later smelling fresh
"Is that better?"
"Yep!"