08:06...... I made a last minute dash to get in the southbound Victoria line to Brixton. I'm standing at the long aisle in front of a 'nose picker'
He couldn't have had breakfast this morning.....
Why?"
He's tucking into his boggies, that's why!
Aaaawwwwhhhh!
Boggey man got off at Oxford Circus
It's time to call the forensic ........ he may have left some Boggey behind!
Victoria station is next
That 'dash' for the train wasn't a good idea after all........ body is still weak