Westbound platform five Piccadilly line service to Northfields
Standing room only but not packed
I train surf to the next station, Russell Square where we're gently reminded to let 'passengers off first'
Some commuters listen some barge in regardless
Next station is Holborn
An announcement is heard
This train will be held here for a short time to even out the........
What the F***! excuses after f****** excuses!