I'm sat on the six ten train from Kings Cross
Today I decided to put on the reading glasses and skimmed through the free 'Evening Standard' newspaper and read an absurd piece of news report...........
'Fraud case delayed for suspect 'too fat to fit in dock'
Appaerently she was 'clinically obese' to climb the stairs to a narrow secure doorway into the dock of the court!!!!
In my world........ In my next life I am going to eat myself silly, get FAT and commit as many crimes as I can and then I CAN CLAIM TO BE 'OBESE'
What the F**** is wrong with PEOPLE!!