Blah! Blah! Blah!......any competent train driver on the train.......please come to the front and make yourself known"
Laughter was heard around the carriage!
"I've always wanted to drive a train!"
More laughter!
"I'll drive"
More laughter
And throughout all this a man sleeps, snoring LOUDLY oblivious to his surroundings
We have a table full of Americans and they thought it was hilarious