It's dark, wet and miserable and not a good start to the weekend. I managed to bag the last seat on the Northbound Victoria line. I may have a seat but I'm sat next to a rather large man who has raided part of my space leaving me squashed beside me.
In my world
"I'm so sorry for being large..... I'm on a diet at the moment. A seafood diet"
"A 'see food and eat it' diet I presume!
"Why yes..... How did you guess?"
And he has a nerve to spread out his newspaper taking more space!