08:05......Gatwick underground Southern train platform one to Victoria station. Just leaving East Croydon station and the train is PACKED!
A young woman talks loudly on her (pink) mobile
"Guess what my mobile bill is?"
"F****** three hundred and blah!blah!blah!"
"Yeah you heard!" laughs loudly
"Everyone kept asking to use my mobile on holiday.....plus I went on Facebook"
"I'll have to use on of my credit cards innit!"
" Told my dad....thinking that he'd give me some money..... He F****** told me to use my credit card. He's got five grand on one and eight grand on another"
I switched off then...... The land of credit card isn't in my remit..... I can proudly say that I've NEVER OWNED ONE!