I am sat next to a middle aged suited man playing loud music from his iPhone four
He gets a call and speaks loudly,through his earphones about..... hospital appointments, someone having 'man flu' and so
something being 'more expensive than their Bentley!' blah! blah! blah!
Directly facing me is a clean shaved (head and face) man also listening to music through his iPhone four (quietly, unlike my neighbour)
Sat beside clean shaved man is my female train buddy