Sods law....... I'm on the train that's not moving
I see two other trains leave 
A sudden outburst came from a middle-aged woman standing opposite me
"I don't f****** believe it!" she sighed loudly as the first train leaves its platform 
"B***** hell!" she puffed as another train leaves its platform 
She then gets her mobile out and begins to speak
"Hi, just to let you you that I'm having an awful journey..... What with problem at Epping now the f****** train at Stratford refuses to barge. Just one more........ For that final nail in the f****** coffin!"