What's that I can hear?
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Aaahhhaaa!
A male commuter with floppy hair is tapping away in his Apple MacBook
In my world
"Stop that b***** racket and show a bit of consideration to your fellow commuters!"
"I'm ever so sorry, I got carried away"
"Well it's not the only thing that's got carried away" I said pointing at his hair
And before he could reply, a scissors was in my hand and I begin to give him a haircut
"Thank you" he said after I'd finished
"Don't mention it......it was a pleasure