I'm sat next to a middle-aged suited Englishman reading, I mean holding a paperback book titled 'HINDUISM..... A very short introduction' by Kim Knot
Why did I say 'holding' and not 'reading'
Well........ He's in Noddy land! From time to time his head jerks upright as it slowly drops
So he's either cleverly reading with his eyes closed or perhaps too tired to read