I'm sat next to a man who thinks he's in his office
Why?
Pie charts all spread out on the little table top in front of him, pen poised......... And he begins to scribble on one of the sheets
'GPS Audit and Cintrols Dasboard - DRAFT..............Feburary 2011' is displayed visibly on one of the sheets
"The next station is Biggleswade" Say the tannoy
"..........and I'm allergic to bullshit!" a tail end of a conversation by a merry male commuter