08:20......... Train arrives and just as I settled down a male voice is heard on Thr tannoy
"Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for the slight delay..... I'm waiting blah! blah! blah!"
Please don't even go there!
08:24......... Train begins its journey, next stop Stevenage then Kings Cross
I'm seated beside a bespectacled, suited gentleman......reading the 'Metro' and sipping his hot tea
I can see two opened laptops, neither are known brands (not known to me anyway)
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Both laptops conversing in their own language