Once again there are no train buddies in sight. It's quiet apart from the racket coming from the raggerty train.....chuck! chuck! f****** chucking it's old heart out. It should be in the train grave yard NOT HERE! And the other racket is coming from my next 'bum' neighbour...... tap! tap! f****** tapping away, bashing on the keypad!
In my world
Tap! Tap! Tap! goes the keypad tapping at my neighbour who is naked and laying on the table, black and blue from the abuse. Now she knows what it feels like eh!
Still in my world
"Stop that f****** racket! This is not your private office!"
"I'm so sorry, how inconsiderate of me!"
She closes the laptop and puts it away, apologising profusely
"Thank you!.... And yes you were a tad inconsiderate"