I've just watched 'Cop Squad' on Sky 1 and I thought I was going to laugh myself to death
This one was based around Cambridgeshire constabulary and crime 
The one that had me in a fit was the 'joker criminal'
He eluded the cops by greasing his body, hence 'a slippery criminal' then days/weeks of searching high and low, he is caught, wrestled to the ground screaming blue murder.
On being asked "Have you got any injuries?" he replied "Yes, my dick" and I roared with laughter
Then whilst handcuffing his wrist behind his back a policeman asked "Have you got anything on you?" He replied "Police" and I doubled up in a fit of laughter!
I've never been entertained so much by real cops and criminals
CLASSIC!