I'm on the eighteen ten that didn't leave Kings Cross until eighteen thirty
"Blah! Blah! Blah! Finsbury Park"
"Blah! Blah! Blah! Overhead cables"
"Blah! Blah! Blah! No trains stopping at Finsbury Park!"
I'm sat by the two by two with three other train buddies
19:00....... Still not there